{"id":112,"date":"2017-09-02T00:01:24","date_gmt":"2017-09-02T04:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=112"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:32:15","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T19:32:15","slug":"day-2-night-of-the-what-the-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-2-night-of-the-what-the-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 2: Night of the what the hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 2:<\/p>\n<p>Well, that could&#8217;ve gone better.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get much sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Some of it&#8217;s because the days here are much shorter than Company standard, so even though it was dark I wasn&#8217;t exactly tired. Call it spacefaring jet lag if you will.<\/p>\n<p>Some of it&#8217;s because the cave was incredibly damp. I spent much of my free time tilling up dirt from the dryer sections of the cave to transport to the wet bits so I could dry everything out. I left myself a bit of an area with a spring in it so I won&#8217;t dehydrate and die before my team finds me and extracts me. But the rest I can say is quite comfy and actually growing grass already.<\/p>\n<p>Most of my lack of sleep though I can attribute to the zombies.<\/p>\n<p>Yes. Zombies. I don&#8217;t know what other term I&#8217;d use for them. Local fauna that resemble humanoids in both dress and form, but green-skinned and groaning a lot? Their only language seems to be &#8220;ow&#8221; and that only when I&#8217;m slashing at them with the stick I sharpened on my workbench with a rock. High tech here, folks.<\/p>\n<p>They were both wearing the same clothes &#8211; ugly teal shirts and purple pants. They reminded me a little of the Incredible Hulk dolls my great grandfather passed down to my grandparents, but with a shirt. And much skinnier. And thankfully not stronger.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, The Company didn&#8217;t hire me for my brains, they hired me for my ability to quickly and efficiently identify and dig rocks. I&#8217;m not a scientist. I&#8217;m not an astronaut, not really. I&#8217;m barely even an adult. I&#8217;m just an idiot who got out of high school, didn&#8217;t feel like staying in college, and proved she could tell the difference between granite and andesite.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the zombies: they fell through my ceiling because I, being the idiot I am, left a tiny barely-noticeable hole up there so that I could lay back and watch the stars while thinking about how wet the ground was and how I am never going to see my family again.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how they missed landing on me, but they were definitely out for blood. Went straight for my throat first, one, then the other. When I bashed them enough times they pulverized into dust.<\/p>\n<p>I hope the dust isn&#8217;t deadly. Maybe they&#8217;re some kind of fungal zombie, like that one that takes over ants. Maybe I&#8217;ll be a zombie tomorrow from breathing in their remains.<\/p>\n<p>I hope the Company comes back for me soon.<\/p>\n<p>The good news, if you can call it that, is that I hit bedrock while digging out the cave bottom last night. This morning in the light I discovered that it contains not only standard run-of-the-mill stone (which at least I can use to make a fire pit and probably some charcoal) but also some granite and diorite. Not the most expensive minerals on earth, but if I can show The Company that I&#8217;ve been earning my keep, it may be the difference between being saved and being stranded again.<\/p>\n<p>When they come back. They&#8217;re coming back now any time.<\/p>\n<p>I spent the day making better tools (of stone, instead of wood) and putting in the furnace that I talked about yesterday. Even made myself a little bit of glass to test the furnace, and plug that hole in the ceiling. Hoping for some better sleep tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Damn, what I&#8217;d give for a pizza right now.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_259\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-259\" style=\"width: 2048px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-2.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-259 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-2.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Sketch of a zombie\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-2.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-2.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-2.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-2.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-2.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-259\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sketch of a zombie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 2: Well, that could&#8217;ve gone better. I didn&#8217;t get much sleep. Some of it&#8217;s because the days here are much shorter than Company standard, so even though it was dark I wasn&#8217;t exactly tired. Call it spacefaring jet lag if you will. Some of it&#8217;s because the cave was incredibly damp. I spent much &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-2-night-of-the-what-the-hell\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 2: Night of the what the hell&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-1O","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":528,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions\/528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}