{"id":116,"date":"2017-09-04T00:01:26","date_gmt":"2017-09-04T04:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:34:01","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T19:34:01","slug":"day-4-not-a-girl-scout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-4-not-a-girl-scout\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 4: Not a Girl Scout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 4:<\/p>\n<p>Spent the whole day polishing diorite and using it to build stronger walls in the cave. My hands are so dry from handling all the stone that I&#8217;m soaking them hourly (or what passes for hourly since I don&#8217;t have a clock) in the spring in the cave to keep the skin from cracking further. Would do anything for a drop-shipment of hand lotion.<\/p>\n<p>The spring&#8217;s going to become a problem soon. Right now I have it contained in a little grass hollow, but if I&#8217;m going to protect the cave correctly, I&#8217;m going to have to dig underneath the hollow to reinforce it. Not sure how I&#8217;m going to do that yet without flooding out the cave. And I&#8217;d\u00a0<em>really really enjoy<\/em> a day of sleeping on something that wasn&#8217;t soaking wet the whole night.<\/p>\n<p>If that were the only thing I saw today, I&#8217;d consider it the most successfully calm day that I&#8217;d had since arriving (assuming you excuse the panicked activity trying to reinforce the cave with polished stone to keep the monsters from blowing up as &#8220;calm&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>But throughout the day I kept hearing a whispered hissing noise, like someone was really really bad at calling their cat and wanted the whole process to be a really loud secret.<\/p>\n<p>Around dinner time, I took a glance out my door (I was smart enough to put a small window in it with my meager glass supplies) and saw a spider.<\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking: whoopee.<\/p>\n<p>I neglected to mention that the spider was the size of a pony. Or maybe a cow. It was roughly the size of the cows I&#8217;d seen earlier this week, who by the way are strangely missing.<\/p>\n<p>And it was standing outside my door.<\/p>\n<p>In case you were wondering, it was not here to sell cookies.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know whether it was frustrated because I hadn&#8217;t answered the door all day or what, but as I watched the sun dip below the horizon behind the spider, the beast turned nasty, and charged the door.<\/p>\n<p>I am safe inside my cave. At least, that&#8217;s what I keep telling myself. I&#8217;ve still only carved out about a 10 meter by 10 meter space and roughly half that is lined with solid stone. The rest is still dirt (or worse, glass). I pray that the horrible green explody things don&#8217;t come in the night. I pray the spider doesn&#8217;t know how to dig. I pray my torches last until morning.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s still hissing. I doubt I&#8217;ll be sleeping tonight.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_261\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-261\" style=\"width: 2048px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-5.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-261 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-5.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"the view from my door of the pony spider, which did not bring cookies\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-5.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-5.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-5.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-5.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-5.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-261\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">the view from my door of the pony spider, which did not bring cookies<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 4: Spent the whole day polishing diorite and using it to build stronger walls in the cave. My hands are so dry from handling all the stone that I&#8217;m soaking them hourly (or what passes for hourly since I don&#8217;t have a clock) in the spring in the cave to keep the skin from &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-4-not-a-girl-scout\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 4: Not a Girl Scout&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-1S","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":530,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions\/530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}