{"id":118,"date":"2017-09-05T00:01:22","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T04:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=118"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:29:11","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T19:29:11","slug":"day-5-sort-of-bomb-proof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-5-sort-of-bomb-proof\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 5: Sort-of bomb proof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 5:<\/p>\n<p>I miss my clock. Never thought I&#8217;d say that, since I&#8217;m one of those people who&#8217;s always late for everything. But it&#8217;s hard to work without a clock when you&#8217;re underground for hours at a time, because underground doesn&#8217;t change. It&#8217;s always damp, gloomy, and covered in rocks.<\/p>\n<p>I mined enough andesite to line my entire cave with the tough and polished mineral. My home, for lack of a better word, is now grey and shiny.<\/p>\n<p>And still cold and damp. I think I&#8217;m going to try to make a bed out of something. Grass, a horse hide, something.<\/p>\n<p>The excitement of the day today came when I was digging out the last of the cave&#8217;s interior to put up the andesite ceiling. I broke through to the sky. The sun shone down on me, and a hideous green explody thing stared into my cave then blew up.<\/p>\n<p>The good news: the monster (I&#8217;m sorry, I know we&#8217;re not supposed to judge xenobiological life forms, but it charges at me and explodes, it&#8217;s a monster) didn&#8217;t leave much of a crater and the andesite held up. Also: apparently I bounce off the back wall without significant injury.<\/p>\n<p>The bad news: the explosion did take out the dirt walls of my spring, so my cave temporarily flooded. Also, the monster&#8217;s twin sister was waiting out the front door when I went \u00a0outside to find some dirt to fix the flooding.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m exhausted, hungry, bruised, and concussed.<\/p>\n<p>I worry that perhaps all of this is a concussion dream, or that I&#8217;m somewhere in a coma.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I&#8217;ll look for some kind of soft bed. That has to make things a little better. I hope.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_262\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-262\" style=\"width: 525px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-6.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-262 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-6-1024x768.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"my now-stone cave, flooding\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-6.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-6.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-6.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-6.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-262\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">my now-stone cave, flooding<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 5: I miss my clock. Never thought I&#8217;d say that, since I&#8217;m one of those people who&#8217;s always late for everything. But it&#8217;s hard to work without a clock when you&#8217;re underground for hours at a time, because underground doesn&#8217;t change. It&#8217;s always damp, gloomy, and covered in rocks. I mined enough andesite to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-5-sort-of-bomb-proof\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 5: Sort-of bomb proof&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-1U","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":526,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}