{"id":120,"date":"2017-09-06T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T04:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:35:12","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T19:35:12","slug":"day-6-soft-and-warm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-6-soft-and-warm\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 6: soft and warm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 6:<\/p>\n<p>Woke up this morning with a screaming headache and aching body. Our ancient ancestors invented clothes and beds for a reason, and that reason is sleeping in a cave sucks.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m down to one loaf of bread and one fish. Supplies are low, I&#8217;m grouchy, I ache all over, and I&#8217;m getting hungry.<\/p>\n<p>I figured the best way to work out the kinks was a long walk, and for a change, there was nothing waiting outside my door to kill me today.<\/p>\n<p>Directly to my west (I&#8217;m calling it west &#8211; hard to tell with no map &#8211; but it&#8217;s the direction the sun sets and that was good enough for Earthers so it&#8217;s good enough for me) I found a few chasms in the ground, which are pretty disturbing. Generally means there&#8217;s an even bigger chasm or cavern underground. I&#8217;ll have to watch my step or I&#8217;ll plummet to my death on this codforsaken rock.<\/p>\n<p>Beyond that, I came across \u00a0a nice, deep forest. Inside the first I passed some pigs! Actual pigs! Or at least what passes for pigs here! And beyond that, sheep! With sheep I could gather wool and then with wool, I could make a comfortable bed!<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to just shear the sheep but I had neither clippers nor electricity. I tried to shear them with the stone sword I&#8217;d made (it&#8217;s really more of a knife&#8230; well, it&#8217;s a sharp thing that keeps the zombies back a few feet, anyway.) but they don&#8217;t stand still very well and I, well, I cut their throats by accident.<\/p>\n<p>Hauling a few hundred pounds of sheep, wool, and remains all the way across that chasm was no picnic. Took most of the day.<\/p>\n<p>And I have no idea how to cure a hide or anything like that. It wasn&#8217;t part of our emergency training. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m going to mess it up and end up sleeping on rotting sheep carcass. With my luck, the sheep will zombify and its skin will strangle me while I sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Beats getting blown up, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>I also found a vein of coal, right outside my door, where the horrible green monster blew up yesterday. I mined out the coal (and some granite), which means I&#8217;ve got supplies for making torches and fires for a while.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I&#8217;ll roast fresh mutton, feast, then sleep in front of a hot fire on top of a sheepskin in my shiny cave. It&#8217;s ridiculous to feel like I&#8217;ve accomplished anything when all I&#8217;ve done is be stranded for six days. And surely tomorrow The Company will come to find me.<\/p>\n<p>Surely I&#8217;m not to be left here for dead.<\/p>\n<p>I hope.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_263\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-263\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-7.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-263 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-7.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"mutton leg and my knife\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-7.png?w=2732&amp;ssl=1 2732w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-7.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-7.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-7.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-7.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-263\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">mutton leg and my knife<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 6: Woke up this morning with a screaming headache and aching body. Our ancient ancestors invented clothes and beds for a reason, and that reason is sleeping in a cave sucks. I&#8217;m down to one loaf of bread and one fish. Supplies are low, I&#8217;m grouchy, I ache all over, and I&#8217;m getting hungry. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-6-soft-and-warm\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 6: soft and warm&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-1W","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":531,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}