{"id":124,"date":"2017-09-07T00:01:02","date_gmt":"2017-09-07T04:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:35:35","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T19:35:35","slug":"day-7-big-fungus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-7-big-fungus\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 7: Big Fungus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 7:<\/p>\n<p>Even when your bed stinks of dead animal, a soft bed made of wool is light years better than a cave floor. Even a dirt cave floor, but especially a stone cave floor. I think today marks the first day I woke up relatively warm and dry since I arrived.<\/p>\n<p>Today marks a week since I woke up on the shore. At least, a week of days here &#8211; it still only feels like a few hours Company Standard time.<\/p>\n<p>I ate the last of the bread. I have some mutton left over from yesterday and one solitary fish.<\/p>\n<p>Since everything here seems to grow faster than it does at home, today I decided to start a garden. Cut down two sizable trees from near the shoreline, made some fence posts, and fenced off a bit of the water so that I don&#8217;t have to worry about errant cows or horses or zombies or whatnot wandering through.<\/p>\n<p>(I guess the pony-sized spiders are still a threat, but since that first day I haven&#8217;t heard any hissing, so maybe they&#8217;ve moved on? Would migrating spider ponies be better or worse than spiders that stake out a territory and stay put? At least the 2nd one I can kill off and keep clear?)<\/p>\n<p>I planted some grass seed and one lone carrot that I found a few days ago. (I think a zombie dropped it?) No idea if any of it will grow. If I die tomorrow, at least the Company will see I tried to survive.<\/p>\n<p>I also found a big mushroom. I mean big. Like it was the same size as the tree that I took down to make the fence posts. At first I thought it was fantastic! I could use it to make things! It was soft and squishy and&#8230; and gross, actually. Mushrooms are not building material. But it does appear to be edible.<\/p>\n<p>Either that or I ate some the day I arrived on this planet, I&#8217;m with my crew, and this is all some momentous hallucination.<\/p>\n<p>It seems as reasonable as the idea that the concussions from being blown up&#8230; four? times now? are causing me to dream this whole thing.<\/p>\n<p>I used to be able to make a mean portobello burger. This giant mushroom is almost exactly the right texture, and the flavor seems ok too. But I ate all the bread and I don&#8217;t have any flour. Or ketchup. I haven&#8217;t seen anything even remotely like a tomato yet.<\/p>\n<p>But! Soup! I bet I could carve a bowl out of a rock or a chunk of wood or something and make soup. Oh cod soup would be perfect for eating in the cave.<\/p>\n<p>And now I miss tea.<\/p>\n<p>And now I&#8217;m sad and lonely again.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_264\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-264\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-8.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-264 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-8.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"what a giant mushroom looks like\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-8.png?w=2732&amp;ssl=1 2732w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-8.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-8.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-8.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-8.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-264\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">what a giant mushroom looks like<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 7: Even when your bed stinks of dead animal, a soft bed made of wool is light years better than a cave floor. Even a dirt cave floor, but especially a stone cave floor. I think today marks the first day I woke up relatively warm and dry since I arrived. 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