{"id":128,"date":"2017-09-09T00:01:34","date_gmt":"2017-09-09T04:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=128"},"modified":"2017-09-08T17:30:44","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T21:30:44","slug":"day-9-fish-fiiiiiiish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-9-fish-fiiiiiiish\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 9: Fish! Fiiiiiiish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 9:<\/p>\n<p>I dug for ore all night. Couldn&#8217;t sleep, there was a spider on the back porch (the cow hole) that was hissing all night. I would&#8217;ve attacked it, especially around 4 am when my patience was at its end, but some slightly sane part of me thought that perhaps stepping out into the dark when the giraffe-corgis sleep just to kill a loud spider might be a bad idea.<\/p>\n<p>It was still haunting my space in the morning though. As soon as the sun came up, I attacked. (I attacked by standing in my doorway, waiting for the spider &#8212; which didn&#8217;t fit through my front door if you&#8217;re wondering about the size of these beasts &#8212; to attack me, and then hitting it with my wooden sword.)<\/p>\n<p>(In other news, it may be time to upgrade from the wooden sword.)<\/p>\n<p>Like many of the other creatures here, it exploded into dust when killed. This one, though, contained two solid thick ropes of what I assume was spider silk.<\/p>\n<p>ROPE!<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t enough for me to do anything truly impressive (like maybe make a new shirt because this one is seriously starting to smell) but it was enough for me to tie to a solid branch and turn into a fishing pole.<\/p>\n<p>I spent the rest of the day fishing, from sun up to sun down, and caught around 15 or so fish. (With some required dodging of camoflaged giraffe corgis.)<\/p>\n<p>At one point, I was on the shore, all the way out on a sand dune. I heard footsteps behind me and froze. Was it a skeleton? A zombie? A horrible green exploding giraffe corgi?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;MOOOOO!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I admit I jumped right into the ocean.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_266\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-266\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-10.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-266 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-10.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"some of the fish i caught\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-10.png?w=2732&amp;ssl=1 2732w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-10.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-10.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-10.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-10.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-266\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">some of the fish i caught<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 9: I dug for ore all night. Couldn&#8217;t sleep, there was a spider on the back porch (the cow hole) that was hissing all night. I would&#8217;ve attacked it, especially around 4 am when my patience was at its end, but some slightly sane part of me thought that perhaps stepping out into the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-9-fish-fiiiiiiish\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 9: Fish! 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