{"id":1283,"date":"2018-03-26T00:01:11","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T04:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1283"},"modified":"2018-03-14T00:38:27","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T04:38:27","slug":"day-206-spit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/03\/day-206-spit\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 206: spit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 206:<\/p>\n<p>Lava pools spit.<\/p>\n<p>This is important to know, because humans are not made of glass and will burn up in the lava.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Fortunately, my armor is quite thick.<\/li>\n<li>Unfortunately, it now has a hole three quarters of the way through it thanks to a flaming pyrotechnic rock.<\/li>\n<li>Fortunately, I have enough iron to make an anvil to fix my armor.<\/li>\n<li>Unfortunately, that&#8217;s a lot of work.<\/li>\n<li>Fortunately I have a river of lava here to do the heating and reheating of the metal.<\/li>\n<li>Unfortunately, the lava spits.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This planet shouldn&#8217;t be named Serendipity. It should be named Circular Argument.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 206: Lava pools spit. This is important to know, because humans are not made of glass and will burn up in the lava. Fortunately, my armor is quite thick. Unfortunately, it now has a hole three quarters of the way through it thanks to a flaming pyrotechnic rock. Fortunately, I have enough iron to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/03\/day-206-spit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 206: spit&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-kH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1284,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions\/1284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}