{"id":1349,"date":"2018-04-22T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2018-04-22T04:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1349"},"modified":"2018-04-11T00:58:06","modified_gmt":"2018-04-11T04:58:06","slug":"day-233-still-doing-the-sand-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/04\/day-233-still-doing-the-sand-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 233: Still doing the sand thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 233:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m staying topside until I&#8217;ve harvested all the sand from the immediate area.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I won&#8217;t have to come back for sand in a while.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll know not to come back here for any more sand.<\/li>\n<li>If there are any more pigs around, being topside has a much higher chance of catching them than being underground<\/li>\n<li>this whole &#8220;seeing the sun&#8221; thing kind of feels nice. I don&#8217;t know if I was running low on \u00a0vitamin D or what, but sunlight is definitely better than no sunlight.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>The Company gave us supplements for vitamin D and a bunch of other vitamins directly in our food rations, so we didn&#8217;t have to think about them much. Since food rations were directly correlated with metabolism, which was being measured by our mining uniforms at all times, that was pretty easy.<\/p>\n<p>Now I do things like &#8220;I feel sad. When was the last time I saw the sun?&#8221; and &#8220;my skin is kind of orange, maybe it&#8217;s time to lay off the carrots&#8221; to control my vitamins and minerals.<\/p>\n<p>As for volume of food, I&#8217;ve gotten so skinny over the past few weeks that even the clothes I&#8217;ve made since I arrived don&#8217;t fit right.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m eating a\u00a0<strong>lot<\/strong> of fish sandwiches right now and they still taste delicious, which I think is my body&#8217;s way of saying, &#8220;yo, you&#8217;re malnourished&#8221;. So I&#8217;m going to keep eating until I finally get sick of them, and keep bringing in sand until I run out.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to a fatter, happier me hauling glass into the caverns sometime in the future.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 233: I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m staying topside until I&#8217;ve harvested all the sand from the immediate area. I won&#8217;t have to come back for sand in a while. I&#8217;ll know not to come back here for any more sand. If there are any more pigs around, being topside has a much higher chance of catching &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/04\/day-233-still-doing-the-sand-thing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 233: Still doing the sand thing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-lL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1350,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1349\/revisions\/1350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}