{"id":1385,"date":"2018-05-09T00:01:22","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T04:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1385"},"modified":"2018-04-29T23:26:19","modified_gmt":"2018-04-30T03:26:19","slug":"day-250-splut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/day-250-splut\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 250: Splut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 250:<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, I am ignoring that number, it&#8217;s too horrible to think about.)<\/p>\n<p>Dear zombies,<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I am building a roof over each cavern at a more reasonable height to keep you from falling on my head while I mine.<\/p>\n<p>No, that doesn&#8217;t mean I want you crawling down the ravine walls, slipping, and going &#8220;splut&#8221; over my head, then yelling &#8220;ouch&#8221; when you realize you&#8217;ve broken&#8230; well&#8230; all of you.<\/p>\n<p>Stop making me come up there to put you out of your misery.<\/p>\n<p>love<\/p>\n<p>the woman that will kill you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 250: (Yes, I am ignoring that number, it&#8217;s too horrible to think about.) Dear zombies, Yes, I am building a roof over each cavern at a more reasonable height to keep you from falling on my head while I mine. No, that doesn&#8217;t mean I want you crawling down the ravine walls, slipping, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/day-250-splut\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 250: Splut&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-ml","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1386,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions\/1386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}