{"id":1389,"date":"2018-05-11T00:01:22","date_gmt":"2018-05-11T04:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1389"},"modified":"2018-04-30T00:07:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-30T04:07:33","slug":"day-252-kablooey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/day-252-kablooey\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 252: Kablooey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 252:<\/p>\n<p>Dear exploding giraffe-corgi things.<\/p>\n<p>Please explain the purpose of your existence in the updated and understood explanation of life in the universe.<\/p>\n<p>Also please explain why you won&#8217;t explode if you can see me through a door but you will explode if you see me through my fence.<\/p>\n<p>Signed,<\/p>\n<p>re-captured my pig, you bastard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 252: Dear exploding giraffe-corgi things. Please explain the purpose of your existence in the updated and understood explanation of life in the universe. Also please explain why you won&#8217;t explode if you can see me through a door but you will explode if you see me through my fence. Signed, re-captured my pig, you &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/day-252-kablooey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 252: Kablooey&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-mp","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1390,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions\/1390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}