{"id":1526,"date":"2018-07-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-07-04T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2018-07-02T22:08:25","modified_gmt":"2018-07-03T02:08:25","slug":"day-236-moving-a-bucket-of-lava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/day-236-moving-a-bucket-of-lava\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 236: Moving a bucket of lava"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 236:<\/p>\n<p>It is too hot to carry. It eats the handle. Apparently the lava does not like to be moved.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m beginning to contemplate the idea of building some kind of rail system.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d think I would have thought of something like that a long time before, so that perhaps I didn&#8217;t have to carry bags of rocks around. But see, that would have been smart. And also that would&#8217;ve meant reinventing the wheel.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, creating wheels isn&#8217;t nearly as easy as it sounds. It&#8217;s not like I have a jigsaw sitting around to carve the wood with. And I don&#8217;t have any engines to get a log spinning fast enough to smooth it. I could make a sand cast and pour an iron wheel, but that has its own challenges. For one thing, even the slightest flat spot can make a wheel useless, and for another, putting a flange on a wheel takes some special doing if one wants the rail car to not derail every time one goes around a curve.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t get me started on making the rails themselves.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, portable buckets of lava could come in handy. Like, could I forge things out of lava rock? Or dump them on zombies? I have so many questions and a hot bucket of lava (somehow it hasn&#8217;t cooled).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 236: It is too hot to carry. It eats the handle. Apparently the lava does not like to be moved. I&#8217;m beginning to contemplate the idea of building some kind of rail system. You&#8217;d think I would have thought of something like that a long time before, so that perhaps I didn&#8217;t have to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/day-236-moving-a-bucket-of-lava\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 236: Moving a bucket of lava&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-oC","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1527,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions\/1527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}