{"id":1536,"date":"2018-07-10T00:01:32","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T04:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1536"},"modified":"2018-07-13T00:47:30","modified_gmt":"2018-07-13T04:47:30","slug":"day-241-pig-hunting-gone-off-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/day-241-pig-hunting-gone-off-course\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 241: Pig hunting gone off course"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day 241:<\/p>\n

I decided the best way to get the pig was to build a bridge to the chunk of ground where I last saw the pig.<\/p>\n

The only problem with that plan was that by the time I finished building the bridge, it was dark, and that meant I was chased all the way home by the zombie horde.<\/p>\n

They smell awful, you know. In my spare time I’m going to develop zombie deodorant that can be applied long-distance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Day 241: I decided the best way to get the pig was to build a bridge to the chunk of ground where I last saw the pig. The only problem with that plan was that by the time I finished building the bridge, it was dark, and that meant I was chased all the way … <\/p>\n

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