{"id":1558,"date":"2018-07-13T00:01:14","date_gmt":"2018-07-13T04:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2018-07-13T00:57:45","modified_gmt":"2018-07-13T04:57:45","slug":"day-244-guarding-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/day-244-guarding-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 244: Guarding things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 244:<\/p>\n<p>Spent the whole night shooting various monsters that were swarming around my pigs. I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s how I lost my last pig but I&#8217;m not taking any chances.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m up to like five pigs now because pigs like making more pigs.<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, these animals don&#8217;t appear to poop. While they can certainly get their stink on all by themselves when they want to, it&#8217;s actually pretty rare that they do&#8230; so compared to an Earth or Mars farm filled with chickens, cows, and pigs, it&#8217;s pretty tame. Thank goodness.<\/p>\n<p>The zombies still stink though.<\/p>\n<p>I wish the exploding giraffe-corgis stank; they wouldn&#8217;t sneak up on me as much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 244: Spent the whole night shooting various monsters that were swarming around my pigs. I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s how I lost my last pig but I&#8217;m not taking any chances. Also, I&#8217;m up to like five pigs now because pigs like making more pigs. As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, these animals don&#8217;t appear to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/day-244-guarding-things\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 244: Guarding things&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-p8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1559,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions\/1559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}