{"id":1569,"date":"2018-07-18T00:01:39","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T04:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1569"},"modified":"2019-04-23T02:16:35","modified_gmt":"2019-04-23T06:16:35","slug":"day-249-pig-in-my-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/day-249-pig-in-my-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 249: Pig in my bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 249:<\/p>\n<p>Went out and did some farming today, because bringing in crops is usually a good idea if one wants to eat something other than just straight fish.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still a bit tired of ducken and fish. I don&#8217;t eat much beef because the cows aren&#8217;t particularly easy to process. I&#8217;m looking forward to some pork, but since the first pig I did disappeared under mysterious circumstances, I don&#8217;t want to necessarily eat the pigs until there&#8217;s enough of them that I won&#8217;t have to worry if a few disappear.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, one of the pigs got into my cave today. So now there&#8217;s a sizable pig sleeping on my bed.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not exactly useful. I&#8217;d like to sleep on my bed, but this pig is slightly smaller and slightly heavier than me. I don&#8217;t want to kill it but I don&#8217;t know how to get it off my bed. I offered it a potato and it totally ignored me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been here somewhere over seven months and every day or so I think to myself that things couldn&#8217;t get any weirder, but this world does like to prove me wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 249: Went out and did some farming today, because bringing in crops is usually a good idea if one wants to eat something other than just straight fish. I&#8217;m still a bit tired of ducken and fish. I don&#8217;t eat much beef because the cows aren&#8217;t particularly easy to process. I&#8217;m looking forward to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/day-249-pig-in-my-bed\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 249: Pig in my bed&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-pj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1569"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2344,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions\/2344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}