{"id":161,"date":"2017-09-23T00:01:11","date_gmt":"2017-09-23T04:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=161"},"modified":"2017-09-08T21:43:00","modified_gmt":"2017-09-09T01:43:00","slug":"day-23-shovels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-23-shovels\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 23: Shovels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 23:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve forgotten what it&#8217;s like not to have aching arms and legs. The Company always used laser mining pistols and hovercarts to move the earth. I&#8217;m using only me. I&#8217;ve lost a lot of weight, that&#8217;s for certain, and my clothes don&#8217;t fit so well any more. They&#8217;re tight in the shoulders and the calves, loose in the hips and thighs and rear. They&#8217;re starting to fall apart quite a bit too.<\/p>\n<p>I lost weight when I joined The Company, but that was more because I couldn&#8217;t just wander into the kitchen and snack the way I did in high school. Those first few months were kind of grim, out on a ship in the middle of space with only three squares to fill me up. I used to try to get my crewmates to give me their bread rations. Oh, the cook&#8217;s bread was the best, so warm and crusty&#8230; I&#8217;d gamble for it, if they&#8217;d let me.<\/p>\n<p>But that was weight loss and this is work. I think I&#8217;ve pulled something nasty in my left shoulder because my arm aches all the time, even when I&#8217;m not mining. I&#8217;m right handed so that shoulder&#8217;s never quite happy either. My back was giving me trouble the first couple weeks, but now it&#8217;s more my legs. I guess I figured out how to lift correctly or something.<\/p>\n<p>You know, it&#8217;s funny, I don&#8217;t even miss the bread rations right now. But what I&#8217;d do for a thick juicy steak.<\/p>\n<p>I thought about killing one of my cows, but I haven&#8217;t had the heart to do it. They, well, it sounds silly to say about cows, but I think they love me. They moo a lot and they let me hug them when I&#8217;m sad, and they look so silly when they eat. Just big noses and tongues lolling all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>My sheepskin bed stinks. My clothes stink. I tried cleaning them in the spring in my cave, but it&#8217;s harder to clean things when you don&#8217;t have any soap.<\/p>\n<p>Five more days and The Company should be here to pick me up. It&#8217;ll be nice to be in an antigrav bed eating proper food and wearing clean clothes.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_299\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-299\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-24.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-299 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-24.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Sketch labeled &quot;self-portrait&quot; but would be better described as a drawing dummy as it's all ovals and no facial features. The left shoulder, thighs, ankles are all labeled &quot;ow&quot;. The right shoulder is labeled &quot;less ow&quot;. The torso thighs and calves are called out for having more muscle.\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-24.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-24.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-24.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-24.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-299\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Did I mention &#8220;ow&#8221;?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 23: I&#8217;ve forgotten what it&#8217;s like not to have aching arms and legs. The Company always used laser mining pistols and hovercarts to move the earth. I&#8217;m using only me. I&#8217;ve lost a lot of weight, that&#8217;s for certain, and my clothes don&#8217;t fit so well any more. They&#8217;re tight in the shoulders and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/day-23-shovels\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 23: Shovels&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-2B","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":554,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}