{"id":1997,"date":"2019-01-23T00:01:42","date_gmt":"2019-01-23T05:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=1997"},"modified":"2019-01-15T23:37:29","modified_gmt":"2019-01-16T04:37:29","slug":"day-441-surprise-gelatinous-cube-of-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/01\/day-441-surprise-gelatinous-cube-of-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 441: Surprise! Gelatinous Cube of Death!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 441:<\/p>\n<p>How the heck did a giant gelatinous cube of death make it into the cavern I&#8217;ve been mining?!?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s huuuuuge, almost to the ceiling, loud, squishy, and as far as I can tell, unable to climb steps!<\/p>\n<p>I dispatched it, as the old-timers used to say about the cave rats, but I&#8217;m baffled. And annoyed. And really in need of a bath to remove this slime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 441: How the heck did a giant gelatinous cube of death make it into the cavern I&#8217;ve been mining?!? It&#8217;s huuuuuge, almost to the ceiling, loud, squishy, and as far as I can tell, unable to climb steps! I dispatched it, as the old-timers used to say about the cave rats, but I&#8217;m baffled. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/01\/day-441-surprise-gelatinous-cube-of-death\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 441: Surprise! Gelatinous Cube of Death!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-wd","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1998,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions\/1998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}