Day 458:<\/p>\n
Woke up early due to Idiot raising a ruckus. I’m not used to having an alarm clock of any kind, much less an egg-laying ducken tap-dancing on my head, so Idiot almost became Idiot Fricassee for breakfast, but I was also too tired to slaughter a ducken this morning.<\/p>\n
The problem, I learned, was that one of the cows was leaning up against my window and staring inside.<\/p>\n
I tried to explain to Idiot that cows are just like that, but he’s called Idiot for a reason.<\/p>\n
Spent the rest of the day digging sand and hauling it back to my base. Think I’ll go underground again tomorrow. I’m feeling a bit better about my supplies and I want to see if I can shake this bird off again down in the caverns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Day 458: Woke up early due to Idiot raising a ruckus. I’m not used to having an alarm clock of any kind, much less an egg-laying ducken tap-dancing on my head, so Idiot almost became Idiot Fricassee for breakfast, but I was also too tired to slaughter a ducken this morning. The problem, I learned, … <\/p>\n