{"id":2042,"date":"2019-02-10T00:01:27","date_gmt":"2019-02-10T05:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2019-02-01T01:25:38","modified_gmt":"2019-02-01T06:25:38","slug":"day-459-someone-to-come-home-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/02\/day-459-someone-to-come-home-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 459: someone to come home to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 459:<\/p>\n<p>Idiot is still here. He refuses to leave my main chambers, even though I&#8217;m not feeding him. (I suspect he&#8217;s stealing food from my chests. But honestly if he wants some baked potato I&#8217;m willing to share. I have plenty and any animal that can subsist on baked potato alone with no salt, butter, sour cream, bacon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I should stop, I&#8217;ll get depressed again.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway: ducken. Eating potatoes. Lives in my room. Sleeps on my head.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a while since i had someone to come home to.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ve already given him a name.<\/p>\n<p>So I guess he&#8217;s family now.<\/p>\n<p>Or as much as a ducken can be, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 459: Idiot is still here. He refuses to leave my main chambers, even though I&#8217;m not feeding him. (I suspect he&#8217;s stealing food from my chests. But honestly if he wants some baked potato I&#8217;m willing to share. I have plenty and any animal that can subsist on baked potato alone with no salt, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/02\/day-459-someone-to-come-home-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 459: someone to come home to&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-wW","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2043,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions\/2043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}