{"id":2065,"date":"2019-02-16T00:01:50","date_gmt":"2019-02-16T05:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2065"},"modified":"2019-02-15T21:46:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-16T02:46:29","slug":"day-461-cleared-the-goo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/02\/day-461-cleared-the-goo\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 461: Cleared the goo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 461:<\/p>\n<p>I cleared the goo and in the process of shoveling it away discovered some emeralds. I have no idea what I&#8217;m going to do with emeralds in this place. They&#8217;re not handy for cutting or protection the way the diamonds are. (Assuming they\u00a0<em>are<\/em> diamonds. Which I doubt.)<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no joy in certain kinds of work, no matter how hard I try. I don&#8217;t like shoveling goo. I don&#8217;t like feeding duckens. I don&#8217;t like cleaning, in general.<\/p>\n<p>But if the universe wants to reward me with emeralds, I&#8217;m not going to argue.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what it would take to make a jewel polisher. Probably would at minimum need a flywheel, which is something I&#8217;ve never made. But I have iron (believe you me I have iron) and furnaces so I&#8217;m pretty sure I have all the raw ingredients.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 461: I cleared the goo and in the process of shoveling it away discovered some emeralds. I have no idea what I&#8217;m going to do with emeralds in this place. They&#8217;re not handy for cutting or protection the way the diamonds are. (Assuming they\u00a0are diamonds. Which I doubt.) There&#8217;s no joy in certain kinds &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/02\/day-461-cleared-the-goo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 461: Cleared the goo&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-xj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2065"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2068,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065\/revisions\/2068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}