{"id":2083,"date":"2019-02-27T00:01:28","date_gmt":"2019-02-27T05:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2083"},"modified":"2019-02-23T00:19:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-23T05:19:00","slug":"day-467-still-here-not-dreaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/02\/day-467-still-here-not-dreaming\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 467: Still here, not dreaming."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 467: things seem more coherent today than they did a few days ago. I&#8217;m going to chalk it up to something in the caves. Maybe bad fumes, maybe rock rats. Maybe exploding giraffe corgis knocked me out and I don&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<p>Idiot (my current &#8220;pet&#8221; ducken) refuses to leave my bedroom except to swim in my makeshift bathtub. If he was a good canary I&#8217;d have him down in the mines with me.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, there&#8217;s no guarantee that what affects my breathing would affect any of the natives here anyway. I don&#8217;t even know that they&#8217;re breathing oxygen &#8211; they may be breathing carbon dioxide or nitrogen or helium.<\/p>\n<p>Well probably not helium or they&#8217;d be squeakier zombies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 467: things seem more coherent today than they did a few days ago. I&#8217;m going to chalk it up to something in the caves. Maybe bad fumes, maybe rock rats. Maybe exploding giraffe corgis knocked me out and I don&#8217;t remember. Idiot (my current &#8220;pet&#8221; ducken) refuses to leave my bedroom except to swim &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/02\/day-467-still-here-not-dreaming\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 467: Still here, not dreaming.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-xB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2084,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2083\/revisions\/2084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}