{"id":2092,"date":"2019-03-03T00:01:55","date_gmt":"2019-03-03T05:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2092"},"modified":"2019-02-24T21:23:43","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T02:23:43","slug":"day-471-bite-or-squish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/03\/day-471-bite-or-squish\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 471: bite or squish?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 471:<\/p>\n<p>No rock rats today, small lime gelatin slime cubes instead.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, at least the slime cubes are cute, in a non-mammal kind of way. The rock rats look more like rock lobsters and are definitely not cute.<\/p>\n<p>Of course there&#8217;s no guarantee they&#8217;re even quasi-mammalian either.<\/p>\n<p>For that matter, so far, only cows give milk. I might see different evidence of that phenomenon when I actually have two sheep. But the pigs don&#8217;t seem to give milk and they don&#8217;t nurse their young. (I&#8217;ve never seen a cow nurse here either but I&#8217;m trying not to dwell on what the milk is if it isn&#8217;t milk. It tastes like milk.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 471: No rock rats today, small lime gelatin slime cubes instead. The thing is, at least the slime cubes are cute, in a non-mammal kind of way. The rock rats look more like rock lobsters and are definitely not cute. Of course there&#8217;s no guarantee they&#8217;re even quasi-mammalian either. For that matter, so far, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/03\/day-471-bite-or-squish\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 471: bite or squish?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-xK","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2093,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092\/revisions\/2093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}