{"id":221,"date":"2017-10-06T00:01:53","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T04:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=221"},"modified":"2017-09-08T21:48:40","modified_gmt":"2017-09-09T01:48:40","slug":"day-36-fried-carrots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/day-36-fried-carrots\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 36: Fried carrots."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 36:<\/p>\n<p>All I&#8217;m going to say about today is that it hadn&#8217;t been my plan to double the size of the carrot bed&#8230;. until two (TWO!) giraffe corgis jumped me at the fence line and blew a giant hole in the bedrock so I didn&#8217;t have to.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re going to fill in a crater and rebuild a fence anyway, might as well plant more crops I guess.<\/p>\n<p>To heck with this noise; tomorrow I&#8217;m going back underground where it&#8217;s peaceful.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_311\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-311\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-36.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-311 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-36.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Watercolor and sketch of the garden plot, from above. Rectangular plot with two lengthwise irrigation ditches about 1\/3 and 2\/3 of the way across. On the leftmost and rightmost edges carrots are planted, and in the center, wheat is planted. \" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-36.png?w=2732&amp;ssl=1 2732w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-36.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-36.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-36.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-36.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-311\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I miss lettuce. Never thought I&#8217;d say that. But something green would be a nice change.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 36: All I&#8217;m going to say about today is that it hadn&#8217;t been my plan to double the size of the carrot bed&#8230;. until two (TWO!) giraffe corgis jumped me at the fence line and blew a giant hole in the bedrock so I didn&#8217;t have to. 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