{"id":2218,"date":"2019-04-13T00:01:12","date_gmt":"2019-04-13T04:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2218"},"modified":"2019-04-08T01:08:45","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T05:08:45","slug":"day-512-still-nothing-useful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/04\/day-512-still-nothing-useful\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 512: still nothing useful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 512:<\/p>\n<p>Lots of rock rats are attacking lately, and I&#8217;ve found no diamonds.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d much prefer no rock rats were attacking and I had found lots of diamonds.<\/p>\n<p>But since that&#8217;s not the case, I&#8217;m going to at least wish the rock rats were, like, pooping diamonds or something. They don&#8217;t provide meat, they don&#8217;t provide bones, they just bite my ankles and get stabbed for doing so.<\/p>\n<p>Rock rats are not useful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 512: Lots of rock rats are attacking lately, and I&#8217;ve found no diamonds. I&#8217;d much prefer no rock rats were attacking and I had found lots of diamonds. But since that&#8217;s not the case, I&#8217;m going to at least wish the rock rats were, like, pooping diamonds or something. They don&#8217;t provide meat, they &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/04\/day-512-still-nothing-useful\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 512: still nothing useful&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-zM","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2219,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218\/revisions\/2219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}