{"id":2251,"date":"2019-04-27T00:01:48","date_gmt":"2019-04-27T04:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2251"},"modified":"2019-04-14T23:19:08","modified_gmt":"2019-04-15T03:19:08","slug":"day-526-too-many-carrots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/04\/day-526-too-many-carrots\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 526: too many carrots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 526:<\/p>\n<p>Every attempt that I&#8217;ve made to make carrot cake or carrot soup has failed miserably and I am so very sick of carrots.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also terrified that I&#8217;ll get seriously injured and not be able to hunt for a while, and carrots last a really long time in the right conditions, so I keep growing them just in case.<\/p>\n<p>Even the cows are sick of them. The only animals that will eat them are the pigs, who don&#8217;t appear too fussy but prefer the carrots over, say, wheat. Probably because they&#8217;re pigs and not cows.<\/p>\n<p>I would take literally any other vegetable right now, even boiled brussels sprouts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 526: Every attempt that I&#8217;ve made to make carrot cake or carrot soup has failed miserably and I am so very sick of carrots. I&#8217;m also terrified that I&#8217;ll get seriously injured and not be able to hunt for a while, and carrots last a really long time in the right conditions, so I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/04\/day-526-too-many-carrots\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 526: too many carrots&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Aj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2252,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251\/revisions\/2252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}