{"id":2277,"date":"2019-05-09T00:01:56","date_gmt":"2019-05-09T04:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2277"},"modified":"2019-04-18T01:16:36","modified_gmt":"2019-04-18T05:16:36","slug":"day-538-fiery-and-wet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/05\/day-538-fiery-and-wet\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 538: Fiery and wet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day 538:<\/p>\n

So this morning I came out the door to discover three zombies and a skeleton were waiting for me under the cover of the nearby trees.<\/p>\n

I’m not saying that a closed circuit camera system would have saved me, but it would’ve been nice.<\/p>\n

Anyway, they jumped me, but I escaped into the sunlight, where they caught fire and jumped me again, so I jumped in the river, and they jumped in, and I climbed out and chopped them to pieces from the shore.<\/p>\n

It was messy.<\/p>\n

And we don’t have a whole lot of scavenger fish in this river, or they haven’t developed a taste for zombie flesh or skeleton bones. I mean, not that I can blame them for avoiding eating the undead for lunch, but on the other hand, free meat.<\/p>\n

It wouldn’t have stopped the carp where I grew up.<\/p>\n

Anyway, when I was done battling the undead hordes I spent the day landscaping around that lake to make it more obvious so I don’t dig into its side again.<\/p>\n

Gardening: the perfect companion to zombie fighting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Day 538: So this morning I came out the door to discover three zombies and a skeleton were waiting for me under the cover of the nearby trees. I’m not saying that a closed circuit camera system would have saved me, but it would’ve been nice. Anyway, they jumped me, but I escaped into the … <\/p>\n

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