{"id":2378,"date":"2019-06-15T00:01:24","date_gmt":"2019-06-15T04:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2378"},"modified":"2019-04-27T08:44:10","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T12:44:10","slug":"day-575-hill-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-575-hill-cows\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 575: Hill cows?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 575:<\/p>\n<p>There are feral cows up in the high reaches of the hills!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what to do with that information.<\/p>\n<p>Cows, at least Old Earth cows, which are the ones we transported all over the world, generally don&#8217;t climb big steep hills. When you weigh a few hundred pounds (or in some cases a few thousand), steep angles aren&#8217;t always your friend.<\/p>\n<p>But these cows are way way up in the hills. The same hills I&#8217;m landscaping into much lower hills.<\/p>\n<p>That puts me at risk of falling cows.<\/p>\n<p>Not sure I&#8217;m up for falling cows, to be honest.<\/p>\n<p>I usually dig underground with a sharp ear for skeletons and other murderous beasts. Now I have to look out for cows.<\/p>\n<p>This is a weird life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 575: There are feral cows up in the high reaches of the hills! I&#8217;m not sure what to do with that information. Cows, at least Old Earth cows, which are the ones we transported all over the world, generally don&#8217;t climb big steep hills. When you weigh a few hundred pounds (or in some &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-575-hill-cows\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 575: Hill cows?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Cm","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2379,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions\/2379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}