{"id":2386,"date":"2019-06-19T00:01:17","date_gmt":"2019-06-19T04:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2386"},"modified":"2019-04-27T11:19:26","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T15:19:26","slug":"day-579-ornery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-579-ornery\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 579: Ornery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 579:<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever tried to get a cow to follow you with a handful of wheat, but\u00a0<em>not<\/em> the sheep standing next to her?<\/p>\n<p>If so, you too have lived my entire day.<\/p>\n<p>The pigs don&#8217;t want to be in the pig field, they want to be with the sheep. The cows want to be wherever I am like a pack of 600kg puppies. The duckens are under foot everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>It took allllll day but everyone is in the pen I intend for them.<\/p>\n<p>Now I just need to supply them with some water.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Like digging some ponds tomorrow is going to be a piece of cake.<\/p>\n<p>(And yes, digging is what I do for a living so it&#8217;s not that part, it&#8217;s the part where I don&#8217;t normally have a herd of cows trying to love on me while I do it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 579: Have you ever tried to get a cow to follow you with a handful of wheat, but\u00a0not the sheep standing next to her? If so, you too have lived my entire day. The pigs don&#8217;t want to be in the pig field, they want to be with the sheep. The cows want to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-579-ornery\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 579: Ornery&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Cu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2387,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386\/revisions\/2387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}