{"id":2388,"date":"2019-06-20T00:01:19","date_gmt":"2019-06-20T04:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2388"},"modified":"2019-04-27T11:38:05","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T15:38:05","slug":"day-580-dumb-duckens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-580-dumb-duckens\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 580: dumb duckens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 580:<\/p>\n<p>I managed to get ponds dug and connected (to the big pond) in all of my fenced-in areas and all the animals are relatively happy now.<\/p>\n<p>The cows didn&#8217;t turn out to be too big of a problem. The duckens, however, sheesh. Apparently they like swimming. They especially like swimming in moving water, \u00a0like a creek. They most especially like swimming in a creek you&#8217;re still digging while you&#8217;re standing in it trying to shore up the, well, shore, so that it doesn&#8217;t turn the whole pasture into a pond.<\/p>\n<p>They are dumb dumb birds.<\/p>\n<p>And one of them got too close to my shovel so now I&#8217;m having it for dinner and, all things considered, I don&#8217;t even feel bad about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 580: I managed to get ponds dug and connected (to the big pond) in all of my fenced-in areas and all the animals are relatively happy now. The cows didn&#8217;t turn out to be too big of a problem. The duckens, however, sheesh. Apparently they like swimming. They especially like swimming in moving water, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-580-dumb-duckens\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 580: dumb duckens&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Cw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2389,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388\/revisions\/2389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}