{"id":2392,"date":"2019-06-22T00:01:24","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T04:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2392"},"modified":"2019-04-27T12:29:42","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T16:29:42","slug":"day-582-boom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-582-boom\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 582: boom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 582:<\/p>\n<p>Stayed out too late and got myself caught in a cave when an exploding giraffe-corgi appeared out of seemingly nowhere. (I assume they&#8217;re coming from somewhere, I just haven&#8217;t figured out how.)<\/p>\n<p>I ran to a crevice in between two chunks of rock&#8230; a few minutes before it had been filled with coal, and I really\u00a0<em>really<\/em> hoped I hadn&#8217;t left enough coal in it to ignite on explosion.<\/p>\n<p>BOOM went the \u00a0monster.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; I was okay. A few scratches, but surprisingly unharmed.<\/p>\n<p>Scared the heck out of me though.<\/p>\n<p>I need to figure out how to make tea. A person needs tea after a thing like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 582: Stayed out too late and got myself caught in a cave when an exploding giraffe-corgi appeared out of seemingly nowhere. (I assume they&#8217;re coming from somewhere, I just haven&#8217;t figured out how.) I ran to a crevice in between two chunks of rock&#8230; a few minutes before it had been filled with coal, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-582-boom\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 582: boom&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-CA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2393,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions\/2393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}