{"id":2408,"date":"2019-06-29T00:01:51","date_gmt":"2019-06-29T04:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2408"},"modified":"2019-04-28T19:05:52","modified_gmt":"2019-04-28T23:05:52","slug":"day-589-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-589-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 589: shot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 589:<\/p>\n<p>One of those murderers shot me! I climbed up the high hills to the south to figure out how to lure the cows off before I got hit with one, and instead, I got shot!<\/p>\n<p>The bolt pierced my leather jerkin, but only just&#8230; it looks like I need to start wearing the diamond-studded stuff when I go out to do chores until I&#8217;m sure these jerks are gone.<\/p>\n<p>They are, in a word, annoying.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, the more accurate word would be deadly, but if I let myself get wrapped up in the fear of the situation then I&#8217;m as good as dead. As Twylia put it in the great holiday tradition, <i>Hogfather<\/i>, don&#8217;t get afraid, get angry.<\/p>\n<p>And I am angry. This was a really good jerkin! And there&#8217;s no way for me to patch a hole this big, much less get the blood out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 589: One of those murderers shot me! I climbed up the high hills to the south to figure out how to lure the cows off before I got hit with one, and instead, I got shot! The bolt pierced my leather jerkin, but only just&#8230; it looks like I need to start wearing the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/06\/day-589-shot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 589: shot!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-CQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2409,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408\/revisions\/2409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}