{"id":2489,"date":"2019-07-24T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2019-07-24T04:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2489"},"modified":"2019-06-04T00:16:23","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T04:16:23","slug":"day-614-kablooey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/07\/day-614-kablooey\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 614: kablooey"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day 614:<\/p>\n

I’m getting more and more crowds of exploding giraffe-corgis when I’m outdoors and I have to say I’m not a fan.<\/p>\n

But I’m also not willing to just give up my ability to go outside to them.<\/p>\n

The problem appears to be the high grass — which is good for the animals, and was good for my safety when I was trying to hide per The Company’s orders. But hey, it’s been over 600 days now, I’ve proven there’s other life on this planet that could have built the buildings I now inhabit… I think it’s safe to mow the lawn.<\/p>\n

Or at least, it would be if the lawn was already mowed. It will be safer once the lawn is mowed? That’s what I’m going for here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Day 614: I’m getting more and more crowds of exploding giraffe-corgis when I’m outdoors and I have to say I’m not a fan. But I’m also not willing to just give up my ability to go outside to them. The problem appears to be the high grass — which is good for the animals, and … <\/p>\n

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