{"id":2491,"date":"2019-07-25T00:01:09","date_gmt":"2019-07-25T04:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2491"},"modified":"2019-06-04T00:23:55","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T04:23:55","slug":"day-615-i-saw-a-what-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/07\/day-615-i-saw-a-what-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 615: I saw a what now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 615:<\/p>\n<p>Today I got attacked by a skeleton riding a pony-sized spider.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you read that right.<\/p>\n<p>So apparently the spiders are strong enough to ride? Or at least for a skeleton to ride? I don&#8217;t really know the difference in weight between my skeleton and the rest of me, so maybe that&#8217;s significant and maybe it&#8217;s not.<\/p>\n<p>This is one of the many things that having access to the &#8216;net would be handy for.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile: at least one skeleton has decided to attack me from a mount, which makes me wonder once again whether this is one of those brain damage dream scenarios. My comatose brain has gotten bored, perhaps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 615: Today I got attacked by a skeleton riding a pony-sized spider. Yes, you read that right. So apparently the spiders are strong enough to ride? Or at least for a skeleton to ride? I don&#8217;t really know the difference in weight between my skeleton and the rest of me, so maybe that&#8217;s significant &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/07\/day-615-i-saw-a-what-now\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 615: I saw a what now?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Eb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2492,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491\/revisions\/2492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}