{"id":2507,"date":"2019-07-28T00:01:46","date_gmt":"2019-07-28T04:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2507"},"modified":"2019-06-15T00:05:10","modified_gmt":"2019-06-15T04:05:10","slug":"day-618-wall-quacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/07\/day-618-wall-quacks\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 618: wall quacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 618:<\/p>\n<p>Some people have rats in their walls. Some people have skeletons in their closets. I have skeletons, but not in my closets. Instead, I have ducken in my walls.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently the slippery little critters are moving past me when I&#8217;m building up secure walls and getting stuck, because now that I&#8217;m tearing down some of my walls to make them more secure, every once in a while there&#8217;s a wide-set pair of beady eyes staring at me over a yellow beak when I tear the wall down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, it&#8217;s amazed I haven&#8217;t killed one yet, considering how many of what surprises me in these chambers really are out to kill me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 618: Some people have rats in their walls. Some people have skeletons in their closets. I have skeletons, but not in my closets. Instead, I have ducken in my walls. Apparently the slippery little critters are moving past me when I&#8217;m building up secure walls and getting stuck, because now that I&#8217;m tearing down &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/07\/day-618-wall-quacks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 618: wall quacks&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Er","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2507"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2508,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507\/revisions\/2508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}