{"id":2586,"date":"2019-08-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2586"},"modified":"2019-08-12T00:08:39","modified_gmt":"2019-08-12T04:08:39","slug":"day-634-falling-skeletons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/08\/day-634-falling-skeletons\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 634: falling skeletons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 634:<\/p>\n<p>How many times have skeletons been on the roof of a cave I&#8217;ve been digging out now? I&#8217;m not sure. But regardless of the number I don&#8217;t enjoy falling skeletons. And for that matter I&#8217;m incredibly annoyed that they don&#8217;t immediately fall apart, what with the lack of tendons and muscles and such.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, they don&#8217;t even have cartilage or I assume they would also have noses.<\/p>\n<p>Zombies I can chalk up as some kind of horrible virus or mutation. But skeletons insult my sense of physics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 634: How many times have skeletons been on the roof of a cave I&#8217;ve been digging out now? I&#8217;m not sure. But regardless of the number I don&#8217;t enjoy falling skeletons. And for that matter I&#8217;m incredibly annoyed that they don&#8217;t immediately fall apart, what with the lack of tendons and muscles and such. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/08\/day-634-falling-skeletons\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 634: falling skeletons&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-FI","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2587,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586\/revisions\/2587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}