{"id":2646,"date":"2019-09-26T00:01:36","date_gmt":"2019-09-26T04:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2646"},"modified":"2019-09-22T20:48:41","modified_gmt":"2019-09-23T00:48:41","slug":"day-646-jumped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/09\/day-646-jumped\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 646: jumped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 646:<\/p>\n<p>Upon climbing the stairs out of my current sleeping chamber this morning I was attacked by six zombies, and a pony-sized spider. I took care of them but they did singe me when they got too close to the light and temporarily caught fire.<\/p>\n<p>(Side note: being set on fire by flaming zombie who needs a hug is not fun.)<\/p>\n<p>Not long after that, I was attacked by a band of murderers who came over the hill.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;re talented to sic zombies on me &#8212; plus the zombies seemed to come from this side of the river, while the murderers were on the other side &#8212; but I&#8217;m going to keep an eye out for this trend in the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 646: Upon climbing the stairs out of my current sleeping chamber this morning I was attacked by six zombies, and a pony-sized spider. I took care of them but they did singe me when they got too close to the light and temporarily caught fire. (Side note: being set on fire by flaming zombie &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/09\/day-646-jumped\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 646: jumped&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-GG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2647,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646\/revisions\/2647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}