{"id":2663,"date":"2019-10-03T00:01:12","date_gmt":"2019-10-03T04:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2663"},"modified":"2019-09-30T22:04:35","modified_gmt":"2019-10-01T02:04:35","slug":"day-653-getting-fancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/10\/day-653-getting-fancy\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 653: Getting fancy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 653:<\/p>\n<p>The zombies are dressing better. More and more of the ones that come to attack me are not only wearing armor, but gold armor at that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if I should be flattered or annoyed.<\/p>\n<p>The armor doesn&#8217;t stop much. Gold is way too soft to make into anything functional, and whoever made the armor doesn&#8217;t appear to have learned much about alloys because as far as I can tell from melting it down it&#8217;s pure gold.<\/p>\n<p>It does disappoint me that we don&#8217;t get many lightning strikes in the rainstorms here. (Okay, we get cloud-to-cloud but not many\u00a0<em>ground<\/em> strikes.) Because a whole bunch of zombies marching over a mountain wearing highly conductive gold armor? That&#8217;s a barbecue ready to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 653: The zombies are dressing better. More and more of the ones that come to attack me are not only wearing armor, but gold armor at that. I&#8217;m not sure if I should be flattered or annoyed. The armor doesn&#8217;t stop much. Gold is way too soft to make into anything functional, and whoever &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/10\/day-653-getting-fancy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 653: Getting fancy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-GX","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2664,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663\/revisions\/2664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}