{"id":2683,"date":"2019-10-12T00:01:51","date_gmt":"2019-10-12T04:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2019-10-08T00:02:39","modified_gmt":"2019-10-08T04:02:39","slug":"day-659-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/10\/day-659-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 659: pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 659:<\/p>\n<p>Came out of my cave this morning and got jumped by six zombies, two skeletons, and an exploding giraffe-corgi.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere along the lines the zombies and the skeletons started fighting, but not until someone, I&#8217;m still not sure who, had managed to shred the seat out of my armor.<\/p>\n<p>Let me just say that when you&#8217;re in the middle of a firefight for your life, suddenly feeling a breeze in the nether regions is not exactly what you&#8217;re looking for.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got the situation straightened out now, minus a good number of cuts and bruises. I&#8217;m seriously considering the possibility of taking a day off tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 659: Came out of my cave this morning and got jumped by six zombies, two skeletons, and an exploding giraffe-corgi. Somewhere along the lines the zombies and the skeletons started fighting, but not until someone, I&#8217;m still not sure who, had managed to shred the seat out of my armor. Let me just say &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2019\/10\/day-659-pants\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 659: pants&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Hh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2684,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions\/2684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}