{"id":3177,"date":"2020-09-18T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-18T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2020-07-24T01:09:18","modified_gmt":"2020-07-24T05:09:18","slug":"day-709-close-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/09\/day-709-close-call\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 709: close call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 709: Almost got blown up when an exploding giraffe corgi snuck up on me, but I spotted it just in time and shot it down.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise I&#8217;d probably be under a mess of swamp water because I was under a glass ceiling under a swamp.<\/p>\n<p>Not the place you want to be blown to smithereens, that&#8217;s for sure.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, duckens are following me everywhere and I have to be honest, I have no idea where they&#8217;re coming from at this point. Are they all my doing for trying to domesticate them? Or are there just this many in the wild? I don&#8217;t know, but I don&#8217;t feel bad about turning them into fried ducken sandwiches anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 709: Almost got blown up when an exploding giraffe corgi snuck up on me, but I spotted it just in time and shot it down. Otherwise I&#8217;d probably be under a mess of swamp water because I was under a glass ceiling under a swamp. Not the place you want to be blown to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/09\/day-709-close-call\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 709: close call&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Pf","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3177"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3179,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions\/3179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}