Day 717:<\/p>\n
It was finally a beautiful sunny day out! A touch humid, but I woke to the sound of zombies spontaneously combusting on the surface, so I knew it would be nice and sunny! That’s the way you really want to wake up, let me tell you.<\/p>\n
I went back out to the area near the sea that I’m terraforming (I’m terraforming the area, not the sea… although I’m not sure it’s a sea so…)<\/p>\n
Anyway, went out. Fell into a sinkhole disguised by weeds and vines. Discovered it was full of pigs, a sheep, and more ducken than I could count.<\/p>\n
Now I don’t like to think of myself as a person that’s cruel to animals (although in this place I’m pretty sure my morals are getting a bit warped) and I don’t like to put food in storage for too long — not even meat, which seems to keep just fine eternally here thanks to what I’ve pretty much concluded is a total lack of bacterial — but when you’re hip deep in a dozen duckens the safest thing to do is start stabbing things that aren’t you.<\/p>\n
Then fill in the hole so you can climb back out.<\/p>\n
It was not my finest shining hour as a human, and to prove that, when I finally reached the surface again, the sky opened up as if to say “nope, no sun for you.”<\/p>\n
I slunk back home and started skinning duckens. I might not be a good person but at least I’ll have enough leather for more pants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Day 717: It was finally a beautiful sunny day out! A touch humid, but I woke to the sound of zombies spontaneously combusting on the surface, so I knew it would be nice and sunny! That’s the way you really want to wake up, let me tell you. I went back out to the area … <\/p>\n