Day 718:<\/p>\n
IT DIDN’T RAIN AT ALL TODAY!<\/p>\n
My socks are still wet anyway.<\/p>\n
I used to try them on the smelting furnace(s) but then they’d catch fire or shrink and I would be sad.<\/p>\n
So right now they’re strung on a tree like little holiday decorations from someone extremely confused about stockings.<\/p>\n
Anyway no rain meant lots of working outdoors! Climbing trees and thinning them so monsters will stop trying to kill me! Getting blown out of a tree by an exploding giraffe corgi!<\/p>\n
Now my back hurts (again) and I’ve got some pretty nasty scratches, splinters, etc. (I wonder if there’s, like, something actually\u00a0stuck in<\/em> my back. I should check before bed.)<\/p>\n And also I think the ducken population is getting out of control. I saw a record eight hatch from one clutch of eggs earlier and I’m starting to worry about how sustainable they are.<\/p>\n I mean, if I’m the cause then I should probably be the fix too.<\/p>\n I haven’t gone fishing in ages and let me tell you, I could use something to eat other than poultry. (The pork chops I had from those pigs in the pit were amazing.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Day 718: IT DIDN’T RAIN AT ALL TODAY! My socks are still wet anyway. I used to try them on the smelting furnace(s) but then they’d catch fire or shrink and I would be sad. So right now they’re strung on a tree like little holiday decorations from someone extremely confused about stockings. Anyway no … <\/p>\n