Day 750:<\/p>\n
I thought I’d seen everything, what with the exploding giraffe-corgis, the zombies, the skeletons, the giant murderous land squid, the pony-sized spiders…<\/p>\n
I went out into the ranch pen today and found, at the bottom of the pond, four pig-man things.<\/p>\n
They looked like something out of a bad science fiction B movie. Big pink noses, pink floppy ears, hooves for hands…<\/p>\n
… and if that wasn’t bad enough, they were also zombies, so “breathing the water” wasn’t a problem they were having in the pond.<\/p>\n
Zombie pig monsters.<\/p>\n
I guess in a sense they were peaceful. Unlike most things here they didn’t attack me as soon as they saw me. I didn’t take any chances and dispatched them anyway.<\/p>\n
Zombie pig monsters. Just what I ducking need.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Day 750: I thought I’d seen everything, what with the exploding giraffe-corgis, the zombies, the skeletons, the giant murderous land squid, the pony-sized spiders… I went out into the ranch pen today and found, at the bottom of the pond, four pig-man things. They looked like something out of a bad science fiction B movie. … <\/p>\n