{"id":3508,"date":"2020-12-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=3508"},"modified":"2020-10-11T23:11:28","modified_gmt":"2020-10-12T03:11:28","slug":"day-785-blew-up-my-sidewalk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/12\/day-785-blew-up-my-sidewalk\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 785: Blew up my sidewalk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 785:<\/p>\n<p>On one hand, getting jumped by an exploding giraffe-corgi as soon as I stepped out of the eastern plains entrance was horrible.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I found out exactly how blast-proof those brick road sidewalk things I set down are. Really blast proof! Only a tiny bit of my sidewalk took damage, as compared to the hill that the eastern plains entrance is set in, which it took me most of the day to reshape.<\/p>\n<p>(Fortunately(?) I have a big trunk of dirt just inside the door, but that was supposed to be for gardening&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>On the other\u00a0<em>other<\/em> hand, those bricks took hours and hours of diving for clay, shaping, baking, and mortaring together to lay so I&#8217;m pretty angry that they&#8217;ve been blown to bits, even a little. (What did get blown up got\u00a0<em>blown up<\/em> as in\u00a0<em>reduced to vapor\u00a0<\/em>so it reinforced why we do not hug the exploding animals.)<\/p>\n<p>Outside of maybe my diamond armor, the bricks are the most labor-intensive thing I make I think.<\/p>\n<p>OK wait, no, the chicken skin mattresses full of feathers are pretty bad too.<\/p>\n<p>And the map books.<\/p>\n<p>Nevermind, I&#8217;m mad they blew up any of my work.<\/p>\n<p>Now I have to see if I have more bricks back at my main base.\u00a0<em>Sigh<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day785.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3520\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day785.png?resize=525%2C328&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"The eastern entrance and a crater that took out a block of brick.\" width=\"525\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day785.png?w=3360&amp;ssl=1 3360w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day785.png?resize=300%2C188&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day785.png?resize=768%2C480&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day785.png?resize=1024%2C640&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day785.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 785: On one hand, getting jumped by an exploding giraffe-corgi as soon as I stepped out of the eastern plains entrance was horrible. On the other hand, I found out exactly how blast-proof those brick road sidewalk things I set down are. Really blast proof! Only a tiny bit of my sidewalk took damage, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/12\/day-785-blew-up-my-sidewalk\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 785: Blew up my sidewalk&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-UA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3531,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508\/revisions\/3531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}