{"id":3511,"date":"2020-12-06T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-06T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=3511"},"modified":"2020-10-11T23:50:36","modified_gmt":"2020-10-12T03:50:36","slug":"day-788-what-the-duck-is-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/12\/day-788-what-the-duck-is-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 788: WHAT THE DUCK IS THAT?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 788:<\/p>\n<p>Every time I think I&#8217;ve figured this place out, it throws me off.<\/p>\n<p>I got up extra early this morning to go out to the mountain and get mining, since my time outside was short yesterday. The sun wasn&#8217;t quite up yet, but I&#8217;ve gotten pretty good at dodging the monsters as long as I don&#8217;t have to do it for long periods of time.<\/p>\n<p>THERE WAS A SKELETON HORSE IN THE FIELD.<\/p>\n<p>ok, technically on the hill.<\/p>\n<p>THERE WAS A SKELETON HORSE ON THE HILL.<\/p>\n<p>At some point it appears that the absolute shock of skeletons existing had worn off because when I go outside I don&#8217;t start shouting at them. (That&#8217;s a good way to get shot by the skeletons, too.)<\/p>\n<p>NOT THE SKELETON HORSE THOUGH.<\/p>\n<p>MY BRAIN IS VERY UPSET AT THE SKELETON HORSE.<\/p>\n<p>THERE WAS A SKELETON HORSE IN THE YARD.<\/p>\n<p>I slipped past it and did my mining and came home without seeing it again, but my lizard brain won&#8217;t stop yelling.<\/p>\n<p>THERE WAS A SKELETON HORSE IN THE YARD.<\/p>\n<p>If I didn&#8217;t have the picture I&#8217;d think I dreamed it.<\/p>\n<p>Even with the picture I&#8217;m hoping it was \u00a0a dream. Maybe it&#8217;s all a dream. But I&#8217;m having trouble getting to sleep either way.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day788.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3523 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day788.png?resize=525%2C328&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"A skeleton horse stands center, far away, on the hill. The sky is starry. Other monsters are nearby.\" width=\"525\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day788.png?w=3360&amp;ssl=1 3360w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day788.png?resize=300%2C188&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day788.png?resize=768%2C480&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day788.png?resize=1024%2C640&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/day788.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 788: Every time I think I&#8217;ve figured this place out, it throws me off. I got up extra early this morning to go out to the mountain and get mining, since my time outside was short yesterday. The sun wasn&#8217;t quite up yet, but I&#8217;ve gotten pretty good at dodging the monsters as long &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/12\/day-788-what-the-duck-is-that\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 788: WHAT THE DUCK IS THAT?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-UD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3534,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3511\/revisions\/3534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}