{"id":3619,"date":"2020-12-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-25T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=3619"},"modified":"2020-11-14T00:38:26","modified_gmt":"2020-11-14T05:38:26","slug":"day-807-ok-that-was-just-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/12\/day-807-ok-that-was-just-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 807: ok that was just weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 807:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really glad I have this magic picture rock because no one is \u00a0going to believe this one otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>Remember the cliff face that the water was pouring out of?<\/p>\n<p>Wait, that&#8217;s too vague.<\/p>\n<p>Remember the one that the mountain stream started gushing out of, after the busted pond but before the other two ponds?<\/p>\n<p>I have managed to reshape the area into a nice pond (because ponds! They&#8217;re a theme!) and I was just putting the smoothing touches on an area that was just sopping wet previously when a zombie ran out of the trees to attack me.<\/p>\n<p>He was wearing a jack-o-lantern on his head.<\/p>\n<p>I am not kidding. I am very freaked out. I&#8217;m amazed I even thought to take the picture.<\/p>\n<p>He died like a normal zombie &#8212; disintegrated &#8212; and didn&#8217;t leave any pumpkin behind. Which is good because rotting zombie is the only smell worse than rotting pumpkin. I know because my dog rolled in one once when I was a kid.<\/p>\n<p>So he&#8217;s gone, but what in the wide universe caused that? I&#8217;m not sure I want to know.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/day807.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3620\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/day807.png?resize=525%2C328&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Looking down a gently sloping hill at a zombie with a carved jack-o-lantern as a head. Large mountain cliff in the background.\" width=\"525\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/day807.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/day807.png?resize=300%2C188&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/day807.png?resize=768%2C480&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/day807.png?resize=1024%2C640&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/day807.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 807: I&#8217;m really glad I have this magic picture rock because no one is \u00a0going to believe this one otherwise. Remember the cliff face that the water was pouring out of? Wait, that&#8217;s too vague. Remember the one that the mountain stream started gushing out of, after the busted pond but before the other &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2020\/12\/day-807-ok-that-was-just-weird\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 807: ok that was just weird&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-Wn","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3619"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3621,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3619\/revisions\/3621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}