{"id":426,"date":"2017-10-27T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T04:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=426"},"modified":"2017-09-08T21:56:45","modified_gmt":"2017-09-09T01:56:45","slug":"day-57-zombie-hunting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/day-57-zombie-hunting\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 57: Zombie Hunting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 57:<\/p>\n<p>I dug all day. Nothing really exciting there.<\/p>\n<p>When I came up to eat dinner and get some sleep, all I could hear were the groans of the undead (or whatever they are). Groaning and moaning and carrying on&#8230; it was clear I wasn&#8217;t going to get any sleep if they were going to keep that up.<\/p>\n<p>(Sometimes they rattle against the door, but I \u00a0bar it at night, so that hasn&#8217;t been an issue.)<\/p>\n<p>After a stressful mean of roast fish and zombie groans, I lost my patience. I slammed my water cup down, threw the fish bones in the corner where the mice could get them, and stormed out the back door.<\/p>\n<p>The zombies were all at the front door, since the back door leads into the stockyard (for lack of a better term).<\/p>\n<p>I slipped through the gate, snuck around the house and started picking the zombies off with my bow. It was awesome! I&#8217;m actually starting to aim relatively not-horribly, and only really had one arrow miss the target (though two hit the target in the feet which wasn&#8217;t overly helpful).<\/p>\n<p>And if I hadn&#8217;t run out of arrows, I would&#8217;ve been fine.<\/p>\n<p>I almost got jumped by two of the survivors, but I slipped between two trees where they had to come at me single file (because zombies are dumb and don&#8217;t go around) and I was able to stab them each to death.<\/p>\n<p>It was hard work, exhausting, a bit painful, but ah the sweet bliss of no zombie groans when I go to bed tonight will be worth it.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_434\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-434\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-57.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-434 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-57.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Black and white line drawing of the front door of the cave house. A large beam is slid through two brackets on the wall on either side of the door, resulting in an almost medieval barring of the door. The head of a zombie stares in with no expression.\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-57.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-57.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-57.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/One-Among-The-Dead-57.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-434\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They could probably bust through the windows, but they don&#8217;t.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 57: I dug all day. Nothing really exciting there. When I came up to eat dinner and get some sleep, all I could hear were the groans of the undead (or whatever they are). Groaning and moaning and carrying on&#8230; it was clear I wasn&#8217;t going to get any sleep if they were going &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/day-57-zombie-hunting\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 57: Zombie Hunting&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-6S","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions\/587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}