{"id":492,"date":"2017-11-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-13T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=492"},"modified":"2017-09-09T01:32:05","modified_gmt":"2017-09-09T05:32:05","slug":"day-74-flood-of-a-different-type","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/day-74-flood-of-a-different-type\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 74: Flood of a different type"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day 74:<\/p>\n

Sometimes you dig a hole in the wrong place and the zombies pour in from above your head.<\/p>\n

It’s raining, which means it’s dark out, which means the monsters are in full force outside.<\/p>\n

I chased a vein of iron ore up to the surface, where I found six zombies, one skeleton, a pony spider, and a giraffe corgi waiting for me. Had I been lucky, the giraffe corgi would’ve blown up the others, but I was not. Everyone (except me) was eventually killed but I fear my iron sword may be beyond saving.<\/p>\n

It’s a good thing I found all that iron so I could ruin my sword and need it.<\/p>\n

I need a drink. I wonder how hard it is to distill my own alcohol without poisoning myself.<\/p>\n

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Day 74: Sometimes you dig a hole in the wrong place and the zombies pour in from above your head. It’s raining, which means it’s dark out, which means the monsters are in full force outside. I chased a vein of iron ore up to the surface, where I found six zombies, one skeleton, a … <\/p>\n

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