{"id":510,"date":"2017-11-22T00:01:38","date_gmt":"2017-11-22T05:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=510"},"modified":"2017-09-29T22:52:52","modified_gmt":"2017-09-30T02:52:52","slug":"day-83-kaboom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/day-83-kaboom\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 83: kaboom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 83:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m serious about the duckens down in the tunnels. I know it probably seems like I jump around a lot in these logs, but it&#8217;s hard to do one thing day in and day out when you&#8217;re in charge of everything. I can&#8217;t just grow food &#8211; even at the rate the food here grows there isn&#8217;t enough to keep me busy every day. Besides, if I did, things like gathering wood to keep the fires burning or making tools wouldn&#8217;t happen. And I can&#8217;t make tools every day or I wouldn&#8217;t have food. And between all those things, I need to dig.<\/p>\n<p>Well, technically I don&#8217;t need to dig. I&#8217;ve been here almost 3 months now and The Company isn&#8217;t back yet &#8212; and when they do come back (I refuse to think they won&#8217;t), then I&#8217;m going to give them such an earful they&#8217;ll be paying me not to dig.<\/p>\n<p>But I love to dig. It&#8217;s stress-relieving and I&#8217;m good at it, and it&#8217;s like playing a constant adventure game.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve gathered about 50 eggs (I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re fertilized because these duckens breed like proverbial bunnies) and I&#8217;m gathering more.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, after I gathered all today&#8217;s eggs, I went out to the trees to harvest some wood. Halfway up a large dark oak tree I hear a noise below me and &#8212; yup &#8212; giraffe-corgi explosion. Ever fall down\u00a0<strong>with<\/strong> a tree? I don&#8217;t recommend it. I think I dislocated (and then reset) my elbow and HOLY COD does that hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Taking tomorrow off. If all else fails I&#8217;ll have eggs for dinner.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_636\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-636\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/One-Among-The-Dead-83.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-636\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/One-Among-The-Dead-83.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"A single tan egg. Watercolor, with a bit of shading. The author is getting a little fancier with the art lately. \" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/One-Among-The-Dead-83.png?w=2732&amp;ssl=1 2732w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/One-Among-The-Dead-83.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/One-Among-The-Dead-83.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/One-Among-The-Dead-83.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/One-Among-The-Dead-83.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-636\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I can paint an egg one handed. Or cook one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 83: I&#8217;m serious about the duckens down in the tunnels. I know it probably seems like I jump around a lot in these logs, but it&#8217;s hard to do one thing day in and day out when you&#8217;re in charge of everything. I can&#8217;t just grow food &#8211; even at the rate the food &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/day-83-kaboom\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 83: kaboom&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-8e","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":787,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions\/787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}