{"id":756,"date":"2017-12-31T00:01:53","date_gmt":"2017-12-31T05:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=756"},"modified":"2017-10-08T22:39:44","modified_gmt":"2017-10-09T02:39:44","slug":"day-122-zombie-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/day-122-zombie-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 122: Zombie babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 122:<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know whether to laugh or cry.<\/p>\n<p>There are tiny zombie children running around in my yard yelling &#8220;GRRR&#8221; like their zombie elders and attempting to kill me.<\/p>\n<p>My salvation so far is the bar on the door, which even those little monsters haven&#8217;t figured out how to lift.<\/p>\n<p>So somehow these things\u00a0<strong>do<\/strong> breed. And oh are they ugly. I hope I don&#8217;t come across a whole kindergarten of them.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_853\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-853\" style=\"width: 2732px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/One-Among-The-Dead-122.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-853\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/One-Among-The-Dead-122.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Watercolor of two zombies, identical except for the fact that the one on the left is a child that reaches half the high of the adult on the right. They even wear the same teal shirt and purple pants. \" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/One-Among-The-Dead-122.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/One-Among-The-Dead-122.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/One-Among-The-Dead-122.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/One-Among-The-Dead-122.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-853\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The zombie union is very strict about the uniform.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 122: I don&#8217;t know whether to laugh or cry. There are tiny zombie children running around in my yard yelling &#8220;GRRR&#8221; like their zombie elders and attempting to kill me. My salvation so far is the bar on the door, which even those little monsters haven&#8217;t figured out how to lift. So somehow these &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/day-122-zombie-babies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 122: Zombie babies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-cc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=756"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":902,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756\/revisions\/902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}