{"id":8398,"date":"2023-09-06T22:16:12","date_gmt":"2023-09-07T02:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/?p=8398"},"modified":"2023-09-06T22:16:12","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T02:16:12","slug":"chance-an-epilogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2023\/09\/chance-an-epilogue\/","title":{"rendered":"Chance, an epilogue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is a statement about terriers, and especially my terriers, that when I tell my friends, \u201cI\u2019m worried that Chance might have gotten rejected from heaven, and that if he did get in, he\u2019s misbehaving. Do you think he\u2019s ok?\u201d the unanimous vote is that of course he\u2019s misbehaving. He\u2019s Chance.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know how many of heaven\u2019s sofas have been peed on so far but I have a good idea of what purgatory will look like. It looks a lot like an infinite bottle of Nature\u2019s Miracle and an unending roll of paper towels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is a statement about terriers, and especially my terriers, that when I tell my friends, \u201cI\u2019m worried that Chance might have gotten rejected from heaven, and that if he did get in, he\u2019s misbehaving. Do you think he\u2019s ok?\u201d the unanimous vote is that of course he\u2019s misbehaving. He\u2019s Chance. I don\u2019t know how &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2023\/09\/chance-an-epilogue\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chance, an epilogue&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[157,355,160],"class_list":["post-8398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-life","tag-chance","tag-heaven","tag-terriers"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-2bs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8398"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8400,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398\/revisions\/8400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}