{"id":933,"date":"2018-01-20T00:01:43","date_gmt":"2018-01-20T05:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=933"},"modified":"2017-12-31T21:12:04","modified_gmt":"2018-01-01T02:12:04","slug":"day-142-so-this-is-my-life-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/01\/day-142-so-this-is-my-life-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 142: So this is my life now"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day 142:<\/p>\n

I’m way underground, digging through to what looks like a giant chasm, and I’m attacked by zombies.<\/p>\n

Child zombies.<\/p>\n

Wielding potatoes.<\/p>\n

I had to kill child zombies who were trying to kill me with potatoes today because if I didn’t kill these little six-year-old monsters they would have kept going until they killed me and we all know a six year old has more energy than a nuclear power plant.<\/p>\n

I’m not saying I’m the best at what I do. I’m not even saying I’m a good person.<\/p>\n

But when a child tries fervently to kill you with a potato, well, you can’t help but doubt whether you look scary enough to protect yourself, you know?<\/p>\n

Thinking about making some kind of mask, is what I’m saying. Maybe disguise myself as a cow.<\/p>\n

Nobody tries to kill cows with potatoes.<\/p>\n

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Day 142: I’m way underground, digging through to what looks like a giant chasm, and I’m attacked by zombies. Child zombies. Wielding potatoes. I had to kill child zombies who were trying to kill me with potatoes today because if I didn’t kill these little six-year-old monsters they would have kept going until they killed … <\/p>\n

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